Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1518. | Aleksander (acidix) | 86.92 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1519. | Machine (guldan) | 86.92 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1520. | Felix (f2862089986) | 86.91 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1521. | n o t h i n g (whyme__) | 86.90 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1522. | Robby Alvian (robbyajm) | 86.90 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 1523. | owo (emilan) | 86.89 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1524. | taro (taro_curly) | 86.88 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 1525. | raf (rafski) | 86.87 | 98% | 2018-03-17 |
| 1526. | David (bigd4316) | 86.85 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1527. | Sophie (sophh) | 86.81 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 1528. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 1529. | Sonny (sonson88) | 86.79 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1530. | Tommy (treemantom) | 86.77 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1531. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 86.75 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1532. | LLY (louispy) | 86.73 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1533. | Coect (coect) | 86.72 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1534. | typing is 99% LUCK 🍀 (re... | 86.68 | 96.9% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1535. | Phenoz (phenotypes) | 86.67 | 95% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1536. | IĂ—BlazarĂ—I (lblazarl) | 86.67 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1537. | Julian (julian3k) | 86.67 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1538. | Ray (xray2) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 1539. | Sam (samschmoll) | 86.65 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1540. | Alex (alex_crazy) | 86.64 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| 1541. | EdJr (edjr) | 86.62 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1542. | george (doctoras) | 86.62 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 1543. | TRE45ON (tre45on) | 86.61 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 1544. | Zach (encasedthought) | 86.59 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 1545. | jack (jackracer23) | 86.58 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 1546. | Cedric (cedrilicity) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1547. | Ojas (sajo) | 86.53 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| á—ś Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |