You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 365. | John (jcharante) | 109.44 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 366. | ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ... | 109.32 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 367. | Erick (fishywasabi) | 109.26 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 368. | Dror (jiyuu2k) | 109.19 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 369. | Mizumono (mrjane) | 109.08 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 370. | earwax (oily) | 109.07 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 371. | Leon (coldsnap17) | 109.02 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 372. | Ranz Ivan (funtwo) | 109.02 | 99% | 2018-04-19 |
| 373. | Millow (magneox) | 108.98 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 374. | allie (admw) | 108.96 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 375. | Rong Liew (springbaron) | 108.91 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 376. | 'ello (boerewors) | 108.90 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 377. | Triklino (triklino) | 108.82 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 378. | Sam (sammyyyyy819) | 108.69 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 379. | The Dutch Cat (nmessick) | 108.57 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 380. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 108.56 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 381. | changed man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡... | 108.55 | 98.1% | 2024-12-14 |
| 382. | Big Chookus (chookus) | 108.43 | 99% | 2020-09-10 |
| 383. | andy (andytixn) | 108.41 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 384. | l502x (l502x) | 108.36 | 99% | 2019-03-25 |
| 385. | Ted (xted) | 108.34 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 386. | Soner (soner) | 108.32 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 387. | Calvin (calvinpn) | 108.32 | 99% | 2018-11-17 |
| 388. | lemon (ilka) | 108.25 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 389. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 108.20 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 390. | Bork (sriramg96) | 108.13 | 99% | 2019-04-10 |
| 391. | oGrqpez (herrid_honry) | 108.12 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 392. | Alon (daycolor) | 108.10 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 393. | Thomas (tomchu77) | 108.09 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| 394. | Christina (xtinayoun99) | 108.00 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |