As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11576. | sojucider (sojucider) | 79.37 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
11577. | Rachael (jellyrachael) | 79.36 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
11578. | ^-^ (monte123) | 79.36 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
11579. | John (rr00aa) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
11580. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
11581. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 79.36 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
11582. | Pete (petenick) | 79.35 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
11583. | Moses (mosesramses) | 79.35 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
11584. | Jayden (gaminglz) | 79.35 | 95% | 2022-07-03 |
11585. | Siddhant (siddhant_dutta) | 79.35 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
11586. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 79.35 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
11587. | Lie Algebra (liealgebracow) | 79.35 | 91% | 2016-10-27 |
11588. | Jon (jrowephoto) | 79.34 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
11589. | Trey (trey_w) | 79.34 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
11590. | Peter (crazynumnums) | 79.34 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
11591. | Marvin (marvincyk) | 79.34 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
11592. | Vel (velfn) | 79.33 | 94% | 2019-04-03 |
11593. | Reji (reji_10) | 79.33 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
11594. | Jeff (jeffkrekerson) | 79.33 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
11595. | nishant (nishp19) | 79.33 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
11596. | Austin (quanglamtran346) | 79.33 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
11597. | Gr3nade (gr3nade) | 79.33 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
11598. | Douglas (nykel) | 79.32 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
11599. | J (yzy1234) | 79.32 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
11600. | Jimmy (jimmy_voe) | 79.32 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
11601. | JJ (jjhawk) | 79.31 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
11602. | aaron (aarone_123) | 79.31 | 98% | 2024-01-24 |
11603. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 79.31 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
11604. | Daniel (whtmdgus) | 79.31 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
11605. | Nathan (lester69) | 79.30 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |