As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8775. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 86.64 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 8776. | Jess (zhoujt23) | 86.64 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 8777. | Miraneir (curiostity) | 86.64 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 8778. | (tulasaeueng) | 86.64 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
| 8779. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 86.64 | 93% | 2015-06-19 |
| 8780. | Safi (_safi_) | 86.63 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 8781. | 板蓝根 (goku123goku) | 86.63 | 96.5% | 2024-06-11 |
| 8782. | PMA (huy2272) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 8783. | Stuart (superstu22) | 86.63 | 95% | 2015-11-23 |
| 8784. | Bad Typer (prostatus5) | 86.63 | 94% | 2016-11-10 |
| 8785. | Data (datainferno) | 86.62 | 95% | 2024-12-12 |
| 8786. | Lesss (newb1000) | 86.62 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 8787. | Anmol (anmol_up70) | 86.62 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 8788. | 1step (narcindin) | 86.62 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8789. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 86.62 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 8790. | Malik (malik_milbes) | 86.62 | 92% | 2015-05-07 |
| 8791. | Thomas (regular_typer) | 86.61 | 98% | 2023-07-02 |
| 8792. | Marshall (stoppednile) | 86.61 | 97.2% | 2024-05-27 |
| 8793. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 86.61 | 96.9% | 2025-03-05 |
| 8794. | Christian (dmrunner) | 86.61 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 8795. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 86.61 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
| 8796. | Rohit (rvighne) | 86.60 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8797. | David (klingeda) | 86.60 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 8798. | Bintang (bintung) | 86.60 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 8799. | Khan (mani_khan) | 86.59 | 99.5% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8800. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8801. | Colin (grolxe_1) | 86.59 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 8802. | oskar (rax0m) | 86.58 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8803. | Andrei (andrei518) | 86.58 | 96.9% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8804. | Siddhant (code_talker) | 86.58 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |