See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
 Active since April 5, 2019.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8311. | TheStyne (fixinit1) | 87.09 | 98% | 2022-06-22 | 
| 8312. | Blitz (blitzoffline) | 87.09 | 97.3% | 2024-04-09 | 
| 8313. | linkai (linkailul) | 87.09 | 95% | 2021-10-11 | 
| 8314. | moofasa (macywood) | 87.09 | 95% | 2022-05-07 | 
| 8315. | David (dlreed27) | 87.08 | 98% | 2020-01-17 | 
| 8316. | Apathy (apathyy) | 87.07 | 97% | 2021-08-14 | 
| 8317. | IonizedAtom (ionizedatom) | 87.07 | 95% | 2023-04-11 | 
| 8318. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 87.07 | 97% | 2021-09-01 | 
| 8319. | robdude22 (robodude22) | 87.07 | 96% | 2021-12-12 | 
| 8320. | dev (devgiri0082) | 87.06 | 98% | 2023-06-23 | 
| 8321. | Ray (ray_maddox) | 87.06 | 98% | 2021-05-11 | 
| 8322. | Lee (lemonade_xd) | 87.05 | 96.3% | 2023-10-07 | 
| 8323. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 87.05 | 96% | 2020-03-26 | 
| 8324. | Samsore (samsore) | 87.05 | 98% | 2020-11-23 | 
| 8325. | xd (spartan_) | 87.04 | 97% | 2021-01-15 | 
| 8326. | George (georgedmi) | 87.03 | 99% | 2020-05-08 | 
| 8327. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 87.02 | 97% | 2021-01-12 | 
| 8328. | UniqueVaju (uniquevaju) | 87.02 | 98.3% | 2024-07-05 | 
| 8329. | Cam🌧️ (ididitforkeegant) | 87.02 | 98% | 2020-05-18 | 
| 8330. | Max (max_pinc) | 87.02 | 96% | 2020-01-04 | 
| 8331. | jaoo (joaocunhajeronimo) | 87.01 | 99% | 2021-12-13 | 
| 8332. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 87.01 | 96.5% | 2024-06-02 | 
| 8333. | wkwk (mocheeezzz) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-07-26 | 
| 8334. | Giovanni (klangtheatron) | 87.01 | 98% | 2022-02-10 | 
| 8335. | Nick (nparenteau) | 87.00 | 99% | 2023-09-13 | 
| 8336. | nj123 (nj_123) | 87.00 | 97% | 2023-01-03 | 
| 8337. | FREE Palestine (stilllobste... | 87.00 | 96.1% | 2023-12-23 | 
| 8338. | Epic (epicowl) | 87.00 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 | 
| 8339. | Alex (tsaalex) | 87.00 | 98% | 2020-09-22 | 
| 8340. | Timmy (skurpiion) | 86.99 | 96% | 2023-01-03 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |