I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6851. | Ash (ashharrison90) | 94.56 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| 6852. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 94.56 | 97.4% | 2023-05-18 |
| 6853. | Paul (happyflappytime) | 94.56 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 6854. | Armaan (valkyrie1547) | 94.56 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 6855. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 94.56 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 6856. | little (littleruiness) | 94.56 | 97% | 2015-08-13 |
| 6857. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 94.56 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 6858. | hassan (blimped) | 94.55 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 6859. | Alex (atbu) | 94.55 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6860. | Colonel (connorpro) | 94.55 | 99% | 2019-06-16 |
| 6861. | Ray (ray_maddox) | 94.53 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 6862. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 94.53 | 98% | 2015-08-12 |
| 6863. | John (johnbond) | 94.51 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 6864. | Phillip (ph0t0synth) | 94.51 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 6865. | fingle (fingledritz) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 6866. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 94.50 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 6867. | Loyne Leed (loyneleed) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 6868. | Jeff (jeffvu) | 94.49 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6869. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 6870. | Timao (timaotheos) | 94.48 | 97% | 2025-07-13 |
| 6871. | Valeker (valeker) | 94.48 | 97.4% | 2024-09-16 |
| 6872. | Krisp (krispbeat) | 94.48 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 6873. | Antonio (stazzo) | 94.48 | 93% | 2017-02-13 |
| 6874. | aa (athenaliu) | 94.47 | 98% | 2025-08-19 |
| 6875. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 94.47 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 6876. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 94.47 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 6877. | Gavin (gaminamin) | 94.46 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 6878. | Matthew (slugbugnopunchbacks) | 94.46 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 6879. | nana (goomi) | 94.46 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 6880. | Mike (mike_121) | 94.45 | 100% | 2023-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |