The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16127. | Dennis (srunz) | 78.02 | 89% | 2012-05-16 |
| 16128. | Dim (workahol1c) | 78.02 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 16129. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 78.02 | 96% | 2017-09-03 |
| 16130. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 78.01 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 16131. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 78.01 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 16132. | Taichi (uemurax) | 78.01 | 98% | 2015-04-27 |
| 16133. | Axel (eipicurus) | 78.01 | 89% | 2016-11-21 |
| 16134. | Joey (captainpicard32) | 78.01 | 92% | 2016-11-05 |
| 16135. | Nicolson (neosmith) | 78.01 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 16136. | LIVELI (liveli123) | 78.00 | 98.5% | 2023-08-17 |
| 16137. | Kuripa (kuripa) | 78.00 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 16138. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 78.00 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 16139. | Dina (beanie0305) | 78.00 | 98% | 2014-01-23 |
| 16140. | NYLE XD (unknownboi) | 78.00 | 92% | 2017-01-09 |
| 16141. | Late (datalate) | 78.00 | 93% | 2012-03-08 |
| 16142. | Need more (pvonmacbook) | 78.00 | 98% | 2018-09-02 |
| 16143. | Nick (nixzor) | 77.99 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 16144. | kash (akaashnair) | 77.99 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
| 16145. | Jeff (rectangleboy) | 77.99 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| 16146. | Bob (frenchburrito) | 77.99 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 16147. | JH (hou32hou) | 77.99 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 16148. | King JF (foongtastic) | 77.99 | 99.3% | 2023-11-01 |
| 16149. | tstats[zaphoidx] (zaphoidx) | 77.99 | 85% | 2015-08-03 |
| 16150. | Joanna (kuskuskus) | 77.99 | 97% | 2014-11-13 |
| 16151. | Kulmania (kuldeepcg) | 77.98 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 16152. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 77.98 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 16153. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 77.98 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 16154. | tori (t0ri25) | 77.98 | 87% | 2012-08-20 |
| 16155. | Himanshu (himvins) | 77.98 | 97% | 2013-06-15 |
| 16156. | Gregory (azndota) | 77.98 | 99% | 2016-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |