The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10314. | uartimtyp (uartimcs) | 87.69 | 99.2% | 2024-07-28 |
| 10315. | Dhruv (papleshpappu) | 87.69 | 96.4% | 2024-03-06 |
| 10316. | Branson (timeinterloper) | 87.69 | 96.9% | 2024-04-25 |
| 10317. | vidroth (vidroth) | 87.69 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 10318. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 87.69 | 96.2% | 2024-05-08 |
| 10319. | hehe (anterior) | 87.69 | 94% | 2016-09-21 |
| 10320. | Luis Andres (luis_andres2015) | 87.68 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 10321. | girljeffbuckley (girljeffbu... | 87.68 | 97.5% | 2025-03-21 |
| 10322. | raceracetype (ty1t3d) | 87.68 | 98% | 2024-10-02 |
| 10323. | FixioMG (fixio) | 87.68 | 98.5% | 2024-09-10 |
| 10324. | Wangus (shaggysuave) | 87.68 | 93% | 2016-08-15 |
| 10325. | Will (enthed) | 87.67 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 10326. | derkythejerky (derkythejerky) | 87.67 | 98% | 2024-09-25 |
| 10327. | eaves (locktrig) | 87.67 | 98% | 2023-12-21 |
| 10328. | Levi (wehavetomorrow) | 87.67 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 10329. | n00b (gimape07) | 87.67 | 97.8% | 2025-01-17 |
| 10330. | Quandale Giggle (realrhel) | 87.66 | 97.6% | 2024-09-18 |
| 10331. | shawn (shawnieyang) | 87.66 | 93% | 2013-07-30 |
| 10332. | Borges (_borges_) | 87.66 | 98.1% | 2024-02-14 |
| 10333. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 87.66 | 98% | 2025-03-15 |
| 10334. | your mome (roseofsithis) | 87.66 | 93% | 2012-03-30 |
| 10335. | Andrè (andrree) | 87.66 | 99.2% | 2024-11-20 |
| 10336. | Blazian444 (blazian444) | 87.66 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 10337. | Neal (newbcake) | 87.66 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 10338. | Patricia (alaphrench) | 87.66 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 10339. | ishtar (ishtarrr) | 87.65 | 97% | 2025-01-02 |
| 10340. | Stephen (scwashere) | 87.65 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 10341. | tran (tranhungtdh06) | 87.65 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 10342. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 87.65 | 100% | 2023-12-18 |
| 10343. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 87.65 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |