I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1991. | JJ (thejapie) | 116.12 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1992. | MrButtersworth (flapjackstax) | 116.12 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 1993. | will (willh) | 116.10 | 95% | 2016-01-17 |
| 1994. | (mmmmmmmmwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... | 116.09 | 97.3% | 2025-03-18 |
| 1995. | StallmanWasRight (misterhotel) | 116.09 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1996. | Tiffany (tylietz) | 116.08 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 1997. | Ben (_b3n_) | 116.08 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1998. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 116.08 | 97.7% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1999. | izzi (izzi_e) | 116.08 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 2000. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 116.07 | 100% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2001. | I Love (oooyay) | 116.05 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2002. | Monika (moni_type) | 116.02 | 98.1% | 2024-12-16 |
| 2003. | Tony (mysticalchime) | 116.02 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 2004. | Brody (freakers) | 116.01 | 98.7% | 2023-11-21 |
| 2005. | tired (jlam55555) | 116.00 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 2006. | Abbey (abbey1989) | 115.99 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 2007. | Krish (krishkat) | 115.97 | 97.8% | 2024-05-25 |
| 2008. | realforce (realf0rce) | 115.97 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 2009. | blue (bluishkindofblue) | 115.96 | 98% | 2025-09-06 |
| 2010. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 115.96 | 97.2% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2011. | Jon (simplynomnom) | 115.96 | 91% | 2015-06-04 |
| 2012. | kevin (deguzmankevin) | 115.96 | 99% | 2018-12-08 |
| 2013. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 115.95 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 2014. | FUNRUINER (abefroman) | 115.95 | 97% | 2015-10-17 |
| 2015. | SK (symonk) | 115.92 | 97% | 2016-11-25 |
| 2016. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 115.90 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
| 2017. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 115.90 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
| 2018. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 115.90 | 99% | 2022-08-24 |
| 2019. | Jake (jasala) | 115.88 | 97.3% | 2023-11-09 |
| 2020. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 115.88 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |