The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35608. | Neo (neocorpse) | 57.30 | 97.2% | 2023-12-30 |
| 35609. | Devis (devisevianus) | 57.30 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 35610. | Sander (nuffix) | 57.30 | 94% | 2017-11-26 |
| 35611. | Crazykik (crazykik) | 57.30 | 95% | 2018-07-20 |
| 35612. | Jacob Martin (rallp) | 57.29 | 97% | 2024-12-09 |
| 35613. | huci (huroy5518) | 57.29 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 35614. | Belzebob (belzeb0b) | 57.29 | 98% | 2024-05-26 |
| 35615. | 3xcpy (3xcpy) | 57.29 | 97% | 2024-08-22 |
| 35616. | ava (avaaslays) | 57.29 | 98% | 2024-05-08 |
| 35617. | illa (iladnas) | 57.29 | 94.6% | 2024-09-28 |
| 35618. | Incorrect5427 (exampleusern... | 57.29 | 96% | 2023-11-29 |
| 35619. | jake (jakeice08) | 57.29 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 35620. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 57.29 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 35621. | kristjan (wlayzer) | 57.29 | 96% | 2013-11-05 |
| 35622. | alejandro (mermeladov) | 57.29 | 90% | 2014-03-04 |
| 35623. | Don (stripesteel) | 57.29 | 93% | 2017-04-18 |
| 35624. | veer (veer_grow) | 57.28 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 35625. | nami (nami00) | 57.28 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 35626. | asad ali (paktyper2) | 57.28 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
| 35627. | slow_typist (readyourname) | 57.28 | 96% | 2024-02-18 |
| 35628. | Danna (dmgdanna) | 57.28 | 97% | 2023-11-23 |
| 35629. | Patrick (patrick4ux) | 57.28 | 97.6% | 2025-03-10 |
| 35630. | Randomizer (therandomizer30) | 57.28 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
| 35631. | Mattias (matteusmauritz) | 57.28 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 35632. | Japan (atothex) | 57.28 | 90% | 2012-10-21 |
| 35633. | Wlodek (wlodekf) | 57.28 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 35634. | sinclair (sincl6ir) | 57.27 | 96.8% | 2025-03-26 |
| 35635. | RT (rizwan_11) | 57.27 | 97% | 2024-10-03 |
| 35636. | YYYoung (yao_young) | 57.27 | 98% | 2024-05-21 |
| 35637. | Frank (thefuegoman) | 57.27 | 95% | 2017-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |