Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4355. | Darren (baochun2) | 60.30 | 95% | 2019-04-18 |
| 4356. | Ochure (mooooncat2447) | 60.29 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4357. | Chun Jung (cjh3613) | 60.29 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4358. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 60.27 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 4359. | John (johnzhang0812) | 60.26 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4360. | t(-_-t ) (pipicomel) | 60.25 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 4361. | Yuda (pramkimpam) | 60.25 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 4362. | Erik (bupu) | 60.24 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 4363. | justtry (justtry) | 60.23 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 4364. | Kaarel (iicewolf) | 60.20 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 4365. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 60.20 | 94% | 2019-06-23 |
| 4366. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 60.19 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4367. | MGL (mgl_mazaalai) | 60.19 | 95% | 2019-09-15 |
| 4368. | Taha (yohohoy) | 60.19 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
| 4369. | Name (trapsaregayy) | 60.18 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 4370. | akuan10 (akuan10) | 60.18 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4371. | Whisperer (whisperer) | 60.17 | 94% | 2018-04-25 |
| 4372. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 60.17 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 4373. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 60.15 | 94% | 2019-07-09 |
| 4374. | Katerina (katerinastuttgart) | 60.15 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
| 4375. | Oleg (oleg20111511) | 60.14 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 4376. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 60.13 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
| 4377. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 60.11 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
| 4378. | Sam687 (samuel687) | 60.11 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4379. | Rudolf (dartrs) | 60.11 | 94% | 2018-01-29 |
| 4380. | WinterBot (wint_r) | 60.11 | 93% | 2018-07-19 |
| 4381. | Ren (6cdh) | 60.07 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 4382. | Alex (haymaker37) | 60.06 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4383. | li (lilya) | 60.06 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 4384. | KevDa5'9" (bigkeve1) | 60.03 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |