Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1641. | Carly (cp_beth) | 89.60 | 99% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1642. | Scarrrz (scarrrz) | 89.60 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1643. | Jifabulix (jifabulix) | 89.57 | 99% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1644. | Sapphire (wl23) | 89.57 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 1645. | Sanjeev (sanjeevpanja) | 89.57 | 98% | 2018-06-16 |
| 1646. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 89.57 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1647. | neruねる💫 (properfinge... | 89.54 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1648. | Severin (elmo96) | 89.51 | 96% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1649. | Peter (dletastar4) | 89.49 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 1650. | Mary (teachman) | 89.48 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 1651. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 89.48 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1652. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 89.48 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1653. | pigeonistic (pigeonistic) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1654. | Pillsbury (acidreindeer) | 89.45 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1655. | Neel (neel19) | 89.44 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1656. | arigrate (mercury80) | 89.44 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1657. | thax (argothian) | 89.41 | 100% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1658. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 89.41 | 99% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1659. | Vasco (inatsuz) | 89.41 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1660. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1661. | Adriel (aarceo33) | 89.40 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 1662. | wow (anatawaweebudesu) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1663. | K (sobadono) | 89.38 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1664. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 89.38 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1665. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 89.38 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1666. | Do (quannnnn) | 89.38 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1667. | hentaiman (hxntaiman) | 89.37 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1668. | Faendal (colintjy) | 89.36 | 99% | 2018-12-23 |
| 1669. | liz (lizkebab) | 89.35 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1670. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 89.34 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |