The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21891. | Boop Bumberson (mkj0823) | 71.58 | 97% | 2024-09-06 |
| 21892. | I ♥ Blackrock (hugemuff) | 71.58 | 97% | 2024-05-24 |
| 21893. | Ben Fazey (mcben) | 71.58 | 97% | 2023-12-24 |
| 21894. | Lars (phonos) | 71.58 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 21895. | adverb (adverb7) | 71.58 | 96.6% | 2025-05-28 |
| 21896. | Aaron (heckndarn) | 71.58 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 21897. | Will (sinnful43) | 71.58 | 95% | 2014-07-09 |
| 21898. | T (ltsa) | 71.58 | 99% | 2014-10-07 |
| 21899. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 71.57 | 94% | 2020-07-14 |
| 21900. | PixlShocK (pixlshock) | 71.57 | 97% | 2023-12-13 |
| 21901. | james (hannjam) | 71.57 | 91% | 2017-03-02 |
| 21902. | Dylan (dc4lif3) | 71.57 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 21903. | SGpro (sgpro) | 71.57 | 96% | 2024-06-03 |
| 21904. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 71.57 | 97.8% | 2024-07-19 |
| 21905. | Federick (bonixouk) | 71.57 | 96% | 2015-01-11 |
| 21906. | Taylor (taylor15) | 71.57 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 21907. | Cuong (tohieucuong) | 71.56 | 98% | 2024-06-14 |
| 21908. | Dice (dicespeare) | 71.56 | 95% | 2022-09-22 |
| 21909. | icecreamwaffles1 (icecreamw... | 71.56 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 21910. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 71.56 | 94.1% | 2023-10-10 |
| 21911. | Jason (jasjelly14) | 71.56 | 84% | 2014-05-06 |
| 21912. | Daniel (rdmz) | 71.56 | 96% | 2012-09-22 |
| 21913. | Dan1823 (danwortley) | 71.55 | 96.9% | 2024-01-12 |
| 21914. | stuckat70wpm (hltv) | 71.55 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 21915. | Jenaxu (jenaxu_al) | 71.55 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 21916. | Cube (cubedefender) | 71.55 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 21917. | Sammy (sammykiller) | 71.55 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 21918. | Juan (oduk) | 71.55 | 99% | 2025-01-21 |
| 21919. | TC (kingwirch) | 71.55 | 90% | 2015-04-13 |
| 21920. | :) (ironapple) | 71.55 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |