So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14441. | Christian (enermaster) | 76.94 | 98% | 2014-11-21 |
| 14442. | (neeraj902) | 76.93 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 14443. | Kim (kymdawn) | 76.93 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 14444. | (starbaby142) | 76.93 | 98% | 2013-01-18 |
| 14445. | (richter) | 76.93 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 14446. | (llama) | 76.93 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 14447. | (t0rr1n) | 76.92 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 14448. | (cmcanela) | 76.92 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 14449. | (smilingjan) | 76.92 | 98% | 2019-09-08 |
| 14450. | (stopcheating) | 76.92 | 94% | 2016-11-27 |
| 14451. | Blunz (blunz) | 76.91 | 92% | 2015-03-29 |
| 14452. | (pathakumesh) | 76.91 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
| 14453. | (xcz05) | 76.91 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 14454. | (ipeenuts) | 76.91 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 14455. | (diamentos) | 76.91 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 14456. | (bryterlayter) | 76.91 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 14457. | (zhouyifan0904) | 76.90 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 14458. | Burint (brenolz) | 76.90 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 14459. | (mukachaz) | 76.90 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
| 14460. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 76.90 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 14461. | (chongkim) | 76.90 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 14462. | (baongoc124) | 76.90 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 14463. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 76.89 | 95.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14464. | (procrastination) | 76.89 | 95% | 2013-09-01 |
| 14465. | (jwjordal) | 76.89 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14466. | Jacob (king_clizzy) | 76.89 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14467. | (pcfcace) | 76.89 | 97.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 14468. | (sssamuel) | 76.89 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 14469. | (arensito) | 76.89 | 89% | 2011-11-20 |
| 14470. | (onyto) | 76.89 | 99% | 2019-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |