Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 799. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 96.69 | 100% | 2019-03-27 |
| 800. | Chris (chrisnob) | 96.67 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 801. | Niels (nielsey) | 96.67 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 802. | Audrey (audreyhy) | 96.60 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 803. | Banna (elbanna532000) | 96.59 | 100% | 2018-10-21 |
| 804. | account deleted (concurrent) | 96.59 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 805. | Finn (finnark) | 96.59 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 806. | Jim (jimmehpila) | 96.53 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 807. | David (dcoh91) | 96.47 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 808. | Fresh australian air (norok... | 96.47 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 809. | L (mqrtem) | 96.46 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| 810. | Brocli (brocli) | 96.43 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 811. | o (matfunke) | 96.39 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 812. | Ethan (ethan17458) | 96.38 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 813. | Adam (productiveatwork) | 96.37 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 814. | leaowg (leaowg) | 96.36 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 815. | Ricky (rcheungwtf) | 96.35 | 99% | 2018-03-20 |
| 816. | BigChest (thighs) | 96.34 | 96% | 2020-04-29 |
| 817. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 96.34 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 818. | Claire (gokulol) | 96.30 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 819. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 96.27 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 820. | call (baconhawka7x) | 96.26 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 821. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 96.25 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
| 822. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 96.21 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 823. | Chris (christrilling) | 96.14 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 824. | Teetos (zannte) | 96.13 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 825. | Faktor X (northern_lights) | 96.11 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 826. | erk (estalow) | 96.10 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 827. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 96.08 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 828. | Eddie (honor317) | 96.08 | 96% | 2018-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |