So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6975. | Cooper (cooper6581) | 93.07 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 6976. | khersoncity (div_ilia) | 93.07 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 6977. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 93.07 | 97% | 2011-05-05 |
| 6978. | Dosloy (dosloy) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 6979. | ArkoSammy12 (arkosammy_1208) | 93.06 | 96.4% | 2023-10-04 |
| 6980. | Allison (allis0n_cabala) | 93.06 | 99% | 2013-07-31 |
| 6981. | Based (basedbranches) | 93.05 | 97% | 2016-04-29 |
| 6982. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 93.05 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| 6983. | DNF (lam4nk) | 93.05 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 6984. | melanie (theshapeofpunktocome) | 93.05 | 88% | 2015-07-29 |
| 6985. | Button (mhd0) | 93.05 | 99% | 2018-06-23 |
| 6986. | bivalvia (oroeoore) | 93.04 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 6987. | shark (sharkhead2) | 93.04 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 6988. | Bork (borktalk) | 93.04 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 6989. | Oliver (oberin1) | 93.04 | 95% | 2013-01-31 |
| 6990. | Hayawardh (hayawardh) | 93.04 | 96% | 2015-03-29 |
| 6991. | danny (dannycool241) | 93.03 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 6992. | Aditya Prakash (typist2) | 93.03 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 6993. | Ricky (rcheungwtf) | 93.03 | 97% | 2015-03-23 |
| 6994. | katapi (catapie) | 93.02 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 6995. | Kaylee (kaycamper19) | 93.01 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 6996. | Jason (ultimateshowdown) | 93.01 | 95% | 2016-11-17 |
| 6997. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 93.01 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 6998. | rahmu (rahmu) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 6999. | Peter (fotes) | 93.00 | 85% | 2015-01-24 |
| 7000. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 93.00 | 100% | 2019-08-23 |
| 7001. | Kyle (ksil) | 93.00 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
| 7002. | Giulio (giulio89) | 93.00 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 7003. | ultim8f8 (ultim8f8) | 92.99 | 93% | 2011-12-01 |
| 7004. | Alex (eagles1106) | 92.99 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |