So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10196. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 85.28 | 93% | 2012-11-17 |
| 10197. | naninaninani (naninaninani505) | 85.27 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 10198. | Michael (shortguy014) | 85.27 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 10199. | Jason (r_matey) | 85.27 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 10200. | kunseitarako (kunseitarako) | 85.27 | 89% | 2015-10-10 |
| 10201. | M♭ (museican) | 85.26 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 10202. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 85.26 | 98.3% | 2023-06-20 |
| 10203. | naruto (uzumak1) | 85.26 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 10204. | Robert (stantor) | 85.26 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 10205. | msuriar (muzster) | 85.26 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 10206. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 85.25 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
| 10207. | Avi (avi_130) | 85.25 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 10208. | north5 (north5) | 85.24 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 10209. | fjiang (fjiang) | 85.24 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 10210. | Leah (leah_is_not_available) | 85.24 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 10211. | Ryan (icednz) | 85.24 | 94% | 2012-12-03 |
| 10212. | Aqeel (desiguy421) | 85.23 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 10213. | Joshua (rbmilc) | 85.23 | 96% | 2022-04-20 |
| 10214. | Ansar (paxaq) | 85.23 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10215. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 85.23 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 10216. | Victor (tohorvic) | 85.23 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 10217. | Andrea (andrea16z) | 85.23 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 10218. | Crissvil (khadaffy) | 85.23 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 10219. | Uttam (uttamkhanal) | 85.22 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 10220. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 85.22 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10221. | Teddy (deimondb) | 85.22 | 98% | 2014-06-10 |
| 10222. | Coasterface (coasterface) | 85.22 | 96% | 2013-09-16 |
| 10223. | Miranda (moonlight88) | 85.21 | 99% | 2019-02-12 |
| 10224. | Brent (avoc17) | 85.21 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 10225. | Nick (niickgeo) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |