The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6528. | 🐄 cow (chickencole) | 95.79 | 97.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 6529. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 95.79 | 96% | 2025-06-06 |
| 6530. | ro (mephory) | 95.79 | 96% | 2013-01-16 |
| 6531. | Mika (mchunnabes) | 95.78 | 98% | 2025-02-12 |
| 6532. | gian (diggee) | 95.78 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 6533. | Vi§hal (vishal_sirhind@yah... | 95.78 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| 6534. | quack (virtualknight) | 95.77 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 6535. | Linn (limetreeday) | 95.77 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 6536. | Michael (bannister) | 95.77 | 99% | 2012-06-05 |
| 6537. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 95.77 | 99% | 2014-04-04 |
| 6538. | Molality (molality) | 95.76 | 97% | 2023-12-24 |
| 6539. | John (dailypractice) | 95.76 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 6540. | pylori (pylori) | 95.76 | 97.9% | 2023-11-30 |
| 6541. | MooD (xslel) | 95.76 | 98.1% | 2024-11-28 |
| 6542. | Ⓐⓝⓣⓞⓝ (racingisaw... | 95.76 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 6543. | kamal (kygojags) | 95.76 | 96% | 2019-01-16 |
| 6544. | Steven (stevie03) | 95.75 | 97.4% | 2024-10-27 |
| 6545. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 95.75 | 97.4% | 2024-01-06 |
| 6546. | Samarth (samarthmayya) | 95.75 | 97% | 2024-12-04 |
| 6547. | Benjamin (tryingtouse10fing... | 95.75 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 6548. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 95.75 | 96% | 2013-04-05 |
| 6549. | Kelo (xkelo) | 95.75 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 6550. | Ryan (rbiery) | 95.75 | 97% | 2013-04-13 |
| 6551. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 95.75 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
| 6552. | Donald Trump is My God. HeC... | 95.74 | 96.4% | 2025-04-08 |
| 6553. | tanapat (lionelzzz) | 95.74 | 93% | 2011-10-07 |
| 6554. | obamaz123 (obamaz123) | 95.74 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| 6555. | tYpErAcEr (typeracerracer) | 95.74 | 99% | 2015-03-28 |
| 6556. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 95.73 | 99% | 2021-01-10 |
| 6557. | Richard (yuel) | 95.73 | 95% | 2013-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |