Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 129. | XDmoment (xdmoment) | 156.00 | 97.7% | 2024-12-06 |
| 130. | (Quitting is for losers) (_... | 155.60 | 99% | 2023-12-24 |
| 131. | JImmy Johnson (chefcury30) | 155.59 | 99.3% | 2024-12-02 |
| 132. | gokewhoo (gokewhoo) | 155.58 | 98.7% | 2025-03-20 |
| 133. | Liban (hujala) | 155.15 | 98.7% | 2023-08-24 |
| 134. | (apathy_) | 154.94 | 99.3% | 2024-07-23 |
| 135. | (plateau) | 154.55 | 99.5% | 2024-04-08 |
| 136. | (zest) | 154.54 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
| 137. | Franklin (franklincool) | 154.31 | 99% | 2025-10-21 |
| 138. | (earvmovess) | 154.20 | 98.3% | 2024-08-22 |
| 139. | Lucas (hungie) | 154.08 | 99% | 2025-03-19 |
| 140. | (dso093) | 153.97 | 99.3% | 2025-02-09 |
| 141. | urchin (urchinonquit) | 153.90 | 98.5% | 2024-11-29 |
| 142. | nonquitting again :( (nonqu... | 153.87 | 98.7% | 2023-11-20 |
| 143. | dinker (gumbolaya) | 153.81 | 99.3% | 2024-06-18 |
| 144. | (paceyq) | 153.80 | 99.3% | 2024-05-28 |
| 145. | Google (verily) | 153.67 | 99.1% | 2025-03-19 |
| 146. | FREE XANDER (razorlemon2) | 153.67 | 97.8% | 2025-05-15 |
| 147. | (veriston) | 153.65 | 98.9% | 2025-04-25 |
| 148. | Kerb (kerby_berby) | 153.34 | 99.3% | 2023-06-26 |
| 149. | L Charles Kirkland (caskain) | 152.91 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 150. | neo_gizmo_colemak (neo_gizm... | 152.81 | 99% | 2025-10-18 |
| 151. | 27thave.bandcamp.com (xxcru... | 152.71 | 99% | 2025-08-31 |
| 152. | (corsairchris) | 152.65 | 98.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 153. | SHPLAZ (shplaz) | 152.63 | 98% | 2025-10-26 |
| 154. | artahian (aram90) | 152.51 | 99.3% | 2023-09-19 |
| 155. | Just a man in a hotdog van ... | 152.42 | 99.3% | 2023-10-10 |
| 156. | Sumit (smtchahal2) | 152.36 | 98% | 2025-10-29 |
| 157. | marcus (thatguy176) | 152.07 | 98.1% | 2024-07-17 |
| 158. | rain (rainnonquit) | 151.39 | 97.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |