So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13929. | Pablo Palou (pablitopaloutdm) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 13930. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 78.11 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 13931. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 78.10 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 13932. | B( . Y . )BS (100accuracy) | 78.10 | 95% | 2013-05-08 |
| 13933. | tiramisu (typist786) | 78.10 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 13934. | Soren (sorennoob) | 78.10 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 13935. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 78.10 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 13936. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 78.10 | 96.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13937. | Kyle (kylewagner) | 78.10 | 92% | 2012-10-24 |
| 13938. | testyper (testyper) | 78.10 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 13939. | David (luanpro357) | 78.10 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 13940. | Nghia Duc (nghiaduc) | 78.09 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 13941. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 78.08 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
| 13942. | Blafl (blafl) | 78.08 | 92% | 2016-06-18 |
| 13943. | Poop (danukas155) | 78.07 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13944. | Gayan (gayan) | 78.07 | 95% | 2015-07-05 |
| 13945. | John (miracle_sheep) | 78.06 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 13946. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 78.06 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 13947. | Joash (raz3rdarkkill) | 78.06 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 13948. | Istana (przz3) | 78.06 | 95% | 2014-02-05 |
| 13949. | NRM (nrm87) | 78.05 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13950. | Dongo (dongodm) | 78.05 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 13951. | 一向 (quan72io) | 78.05 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13952. | MekPavit (mekpavit) | 78.05 | 95.8% | 2021-03-03 |
| 13953. | Jamie (lacomtesse) | 78.05 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 13954. | Spafa (spafa) | 78.05 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 13955. | Kieron (kieron_concah) | 78.05 | 87% | 2016-02-21 |
| 13956. | Snoody (snoody) | 78.05 | 99% | 2017-12-23 |
| 13957. | Gaurav (silverlightning) | 78.05 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 13958. | Persov (persov) | 78.04 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |