The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6699. | (dev_rec) | 97.21 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 6700. | Tom (welestgw) | 97.21 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 6701. | Igor (skeef79) | 97.21 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 6702. | Repeats.. Repeats everywher... | 97.21 | 87% | 2014-06-30 |
| 6703. | Edna (edna) | 97.21 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 6704. | Bhrianna (birdsofrhia) | 97.21 | 96% | 2012-03-28 |
| 6705. | Anton (antonbj3) | 97.21 | 94% | 2016-12-29 |
| 6706. | csAxer8 (csaxer) | 97.20 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 6707. | squishy (squishy_shifu) | 97.20 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 6708. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 97.20 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 6709. | v (vlxu) | 97.20 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 6710. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 97.20 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 6711. | HRP⤠(ludacha) | 97.20 | 93% | 2014-01-23 |
| 6712. | Floris (3scapist) | 97.20 | 91% | 2015-08-12 |
| 6713. | Irham (irhamdinataa) | 97.19 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 6714. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 97.19 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 6715. | benim (benimbeim) | 97.18 | 97.3% | 2023-09-12 |
| 6716. | Raymond (rayymonddd) | 97.18 | 93% | 2014-12-30 |
| 6717. | Ric (trig1968) | 97.17 | 97.6% | 2023-10-07 |
| 6718. | Lexeme (lexeme) | 97.17 | 96% | 2012-03-09 |
| 6719. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 97.17 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
| 6720. | Tom (tomw03) | 97.17 | — | 2010-09-18 |
| 6721. | blupin (blupin) | 97.16 | 98% | 2018-03-18 |
| 6722. | slayerofthend (slayerofthend) | 97.16 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 6723. | Blake (bonkjohnson) | 97.15 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 6724. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 97.15 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 6725. | Colin (callen0217) | 97.15 | 96% | 2016-04-14 |
| 6726. | Aidan (__aidan__) | 97.15 | 99% | 2019-09-18 |
| 6727. | Old man (xeoldman) | 97.15 | 96% | 2014-03-18 |
| 6728. | perdillo (perdillo) | 97.15 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |