I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11977. | Hamtaro636 (hamtaro636) | 81.90 | 99% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11978. | jai (predator726) | 81.90 | 97.2% | 2023-05-29 |
| 11979. | sanjul (s4njul) | 81.90 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 11980. | Typomaster (hello_i_am_hi) | 81.89 | 97.3% | 2024-08-15 |
| 11981. | Nicole (babyotter) | 81.89 | 97.8% | 2024-09-13 |
| 11982. | Glitter (glitterbrawls) | 81.89 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 11983. | Lindow (lindowraver1) | 81.89 | 96% | 2019-07-02 |
| 11984. | Kisa (kysh1a) | 81.88 | 97% | 2024-10-19 |
| 11985. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 81.88 | 95% | 2025-06-06 |
| 11986. | spicysoup (spicysoup) | 81.88 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 11987. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 81.88 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 11988. | Chris (canigetapak) | 81.88 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
| 11989. | Drewl_ (dondre0510) | 81.87 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 11990. | Bone (probono) | 81.87 | 97.6% | 2024-08-13 |
| 11991. | Alec (kingpenguin) | 81.87 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 11992. | Ben Asam (bemarc) | 81.87 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11993. | Raymond (raymondo111) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 11994. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 81.86 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 11995. | Leo Schmidt-Traub (spicyboi26) | 81.85 | 96% | 2024-11-18 |
| 11996. | Audin (audin) | 81.85 | 98.3% | 2023-12-03 |
| 11997. | Axel (axel777) | 81.85 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11998. | Zir0 (ziiro) | 81.85 | 95.5% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11999. | Warren (thewarreng) | 81.85 | 93% | 2016-01-02 |
| 12000. | Brent (themysteriousjake) | 81.85 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 12001. | dragoflares (dragoflares) | 81.84 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 12002. | Leinad (msdfar) | 81.83 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12003. | ZQXJ (zqxj) | 81.83 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 12004. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 81.83 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 12005. | arthur (arthurc999) | 81.82 | 97.3% | 2025-01-28 |
| 12006. | noob (rayat) | 81.82 | 96.5% | 2024-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |