And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26622. | lex (lextonti) | 68.32 | 92% | 2013-07-23 |
| 26623. | BOSS (ksantosh7460) | 68.32 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 26624. | Pancakeeee\(≧▽≦)/ (pa... | 68.31 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 26625. | Gourav (mrgaurav2001) | 68.31 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 26626. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 68.31 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
| 26627. | Tomas (ourob0ros) | 68.31 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 26628. | Dodo (sonic20) | 68.31 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 26629. | vivi (vivilahv) | 68.31 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 26630. | Tran (qsang) | 68.31 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| 26631. | Marwan (marwan_) | 68.30 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 26632. | Hildebrand (hildebrand) | 68.30 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 26633. | N-ss-R (earthquack) | 68.30 | 92% | 2016-02-15 |
| 26634. | Hong Kong Pig (sunnyhgbhlam) | 68.30 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 26635. | Drew (awh_tokyo) | 68.29 | 97% | 2014-10-05 |
| 26636. | Ethan (zshooter0077) | 68.29 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 26637. | Kiran (kiranas007) | 68.29 | 95% | 2012-01-26 |
| 26638. | beehaku (rayhaku) | 68.28 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 26639. | tiramisu (typist786) | 68.28 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 26640. | Kornel (kornelt) | 68.28 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 26641. | Aaron (aaronturner) | 68.28 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 26642. | Wiktoria (wikoshico) | 68.28 | 94% | 2021-05-08 |
| 26643. | V3ness (venessang) | 68.28 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 26644. | lana (lana23) | 68.28 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 26645. | NOOB→传㊣说←NOOB (wo... | 68.28 | 89% | 2012-07-11 |
| 26646. | Nazani (nazani) | 68.27 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 26647. | Red (redsauce) | 68.27 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 26648. | Duke (dukeorion) | 68.27 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 26649. | LESGOOOO LONGEST 100% (ever... | 68.27 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 26650. | zikk (zikk) | 68.27 | 96% | 2016-01-06 |
| 26651. | luck (luck) | 68.27 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |