Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11703. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 82.71 | 83% | 2017-01-19 |
| 11704. | Sean (slasher) | 82.71 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 11705. | honey (honeyking87) | 82.71 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 11706. | (samuraipie) | 82.70 | 95% | 2020-06-20 |
| 11707. | Charles (armdev) | 82.70 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 11708. | ivana (ivana22) | 82.70 | 94% | 2011-11-26 |
| 11709. | Baby Shark (toinfinity1) | 82.70 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 11710. | BlueOctupus 🦑 (jim_my) | 82.70 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 11711. | Andrew (kahunah) | 82.70 | 100% | 2013-06-02 |
| 11712. | Oli (piasekoli) | 82.70 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 11713. | human (ashmylan) | 82.70 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 11714. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 82.70 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11715. | Andrew (supr3m3k1mch1) | 82.70 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 11716. | Stephen (palette) | 82.70 | 99% | 2016-02-06 |
| 11717. | Wally101 (walrusboy101) | 82.69 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 11718. | Roxill Jay (raksil_pogi12) | 82.69 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 11719. | Ra (rayap1010) | 82.68 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 11720. | Nico (nicosonyx) | 82.68 | 96% | 2016-12-05 |
| 11721. | rohan (roni_goswami9) | 82.68 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 11722. | Feiran Tao (taofifi) | 82.68 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 11723. | TheWetard (thebastard) | 82.68 | 97% | 2023-02-13 |
| 11724. | Aaron (aaron777) | 82.68 | 97% | 2013-05-27 |
| 11725. | James (wnston) | 82.68 | 95% | 2020-12-27 |
| 11726. | B (mrbguy) | 82.68 | 94% | 2017-05-03 |
| 11727. | xRay (xraygoggles) | 82.68 | 96% | 2016-11-04 |
| 11728. | VAIBHAV (vaibhavrajvanshi) | 82.68 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 11729. | Collion (collion) | 82.67 | 91% | 2014-11-26 |
| 11730. | Habib (habibmalik) | 82.67 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 11731. | God (jpaul100) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 11732. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |