I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2696. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 77.00 | 97.1% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2697. | Aritya (ari10ya1) | 76.98 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2698. | antifragile (antifragile) | 76.98 | 96.4% | 2023-09-17 |
| 2699. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 76.95 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2700. | aries (arieseira09) | 76.94 | 98% | 2023-12-13 |
| 2701. | joel (jsabio) | 76.94 | 94.9% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2702. | Fery (feri_hk) | 76.92 | 95.8% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2703. | Maggie (maggiecool) | 76.91 | 97.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2704. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 76.88 | 97.4% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2705. | Fart Noises (fart_noises) | 76.88 | 94.8% | 2024-11-11 |
| 2706. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 76.88 | 98.6% | 2025-02-19 |
| 2707. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 76.87 | 96% | 2023-12-02 |
| 2708. | Maarten (mette1337) | 76.87 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 2709. | mustafa (msutafa) | 76.86 | 96.2% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2710. | Akash (aaa123blender) | 76.85 | 96% | 2024-09-29 |
| 2711. | Omsin (omsinkrissada) | 76.85 | 97% | 2025-02-03 |
| 2712. | Ra (rayap1010) | 76.81 | 97.9% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2713. | Owen (infinitytrinity) | 76.75 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2714. | KvYd0 (kvyd0) | 76.74 | 95.2% | 2023-05-24 |
| 2715. | squall (squalllionheart) | 76.74 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2716. | Jack (touvski) | 76.69 | 97.6% | 2024-12-13 |
| 2717. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 76.67 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 2718. | VP (vp_typeracer) | 76.66 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2719. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 76.65 | 95.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 2720. | jack (dicksucker23) | 76.64 | 98% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2721. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 76.63 | 96.9% | 2023-12-13 |
| 2722. | Radoslav (padoto07) | 76.62 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2723. | venus® (venuspailer) | 76.62 | 96.4% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2724. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 76.60 | 96.2% | 2024-04-18 |
| 2725. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 76.58 | 95.2% | 2024-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |