So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12750. | makayla (mgremlin) | 80.24 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 12751. | Christopher (strebor) | 80.24 | 91% | 2013-09-22 |
| 12752. | Dart (dartsidius) | 80.24 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 12753. | Sam (knuk) | 80.24 | 94% | 2014-06-19 |
| 12754. | Matthew (mstracy) | 80.23 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 12755. | Trung (trungpb) | 80.23 | 98% | 2011-10-27 |
| 12756. | Aline (alineteh) | 80.23 | 94% | 2011-11-18 |
| 12757. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 80.22 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 12758. | David (drosen) | 80.22 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 12759. | Regalion (regalion) | 80.22 | 99% | 2015-05-10 |
| 12760. | Blender (taktisy) | 80.22 | 89% | 2016-10-01 |
| 12761. | Pedo (fl0wycc) | 80.21 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| 12762. | Wind (orpiwind) | 80.21 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 12763. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 80.21 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
| 12764. | Stephen (lytstephen) | 80.21 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 12765. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 80.21 | 92% | 2017-02-02 |
| 12766. | Daniel (rawsas) | 80.20 | 85% | 2015-10-07 |
| 12767. | Ezainy (gresketh) | 80.20 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 12768. | Cuong (cuongdao) | 80.20 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 12769. | Michael (macdomantay) | 80.20 | 98% | 2015-08-12 |
| 12770. | Idrix (idrix) | 80.20 | — | 2009-09-06 |
| 12771. | Bobert (booberrt) | 80.19 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 12772. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 80.19 | 96.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 12773. | Jiun-Ru (nutmacaca) | 80.19 | 98% | 2012-12-02 |
| 12774. | kruse (madmaddox20) | 80.18 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 12775. | boaz (boazte) | 80.18 | 97.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12776. | NOEL (armedandloaded) | 80.18 | 94% | 2015-05-11 |
| 12777. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 80.18 | 88% | 2013-05-04 |
| 12778. | Dean (biollama112) | 80.18 | 95% | 2017-12-20 |
| 12779. | Tim (tpsherratt) | 80.18 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |