I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3099. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 64.91 | 95.8% | 2024-09-24 |
| 3100. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 64.89 | 94.9% | 2024-05-07 |
| 3101. | annajam06 (annajam06) | 64.88 | 97.7% | 2023-12-06 |
| 3102. | spiffy (spiffingway) | 64.86 | 95% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3103. | cimi (cimikaiju) | 64.81 | 96% | 2024-06-07 |
| 3104. | Ahmet (mcpeace) | 64.77 | 96.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 3105. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 64.70 | 94% | 2025-06-16 |
| 3106. | ColdFire (livinggod29) | 64.62 | 95.9% | 2024-01-05 |
| 3107. | dogphile (dogphile) | 64.46 | 94% | 2023-08-11 |
| 3108. | DaviGand14 (davigand14) | 64.39 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 3109. | Zenith (zenith_jo) | 64.30 | 95.9% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3110. | 222 (2222222222222222222) | 64.30 | 94% | 2024-05-11 |
| 3111. | Cadmus (cadmus369) | 64.30 | 94.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3112. | phoenix (stdagger) | 64.30 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 3113. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 64.24 | 93.9% | 2024-09-25 |
| 3114. | ARBITER (arbiter_sign) | 64.19 | 95.9% | 2025-03-27 |
| 3115. | Eugene (rawners) | 64.18 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3116. | Atm. Towhid (towhidbd) | 64.11 | 97.2% | 2024-06-27 |
| 3117. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 64.00 | 94.3% | 2023-12-16 |
| 3118. | Sronichan (sronichan) | 63.99 | 96.3% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3119. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 63.94 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 3120. | Banlangk (iks_2403) | 63.91 | 95% | 2024-02-01 |
| 3121. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 63.86 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
| 3122. | saeed (saeedhsv) | 63.68 | 96.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 3123. | Etherion (etherionsm) | 63.64 | 94% | 2023-09-16 |
| 3124. | Ankur (ankur94516) | 63.62 | 98.1% | 2023-08-15 |
| 3125. | Dracula99 (dracula99) | 63.48 | 94% | 2023-06-27 |
| 3126. | Helloween (tranduclocbkmail1) | 63.47 | 95.8% | 2023-11-03 |
| 3127. | abhishek (abk_k) | 63.42 | 94.9% | 2023-12-25 |
| 3128. | shmuel (shmuel555) | 63.41 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |