You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2317. | Ivan (wankata123) | 61.07 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2318. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 61.06 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 2319. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 60.91 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 2320. | Omar (decapod) | 60.91 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 2321. | Kardo (kardoj) | 60.84 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
| 2322. | Mikko (mkrk) | 60.83 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2323. | Hao (codh) | 60.82 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2324. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 60.81 | 94% | 2020-03-30 |
| 2325. | BananaPie1254TN (bananapie1... | 60.58 | 95% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2326. | Prossy (prossy_164) | 60.54 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2327. | ahmedtype (ahmedtype) | 60.53 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 2328. | John (bragodel) | 60.52 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 2329. | Tahir (tahirissa) | 60.44 | 95% | 2018-03-12 |
| 2330. | Brian (hawaiianbrian) | 60.42 | 94% | 2019-11-07 |
| 2331. | Rousslan (dosssman) | 60.37 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 2332. | John Franzen (zetamine) | 60.36 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2333. | Eugene (rawners) | 60.27 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
| 2334. | Sivanag (sivanagballa) | 60.01 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 2335. | Jade (jadezade76) | 60.00 | 95% | 2018-05-18 |
| 2336. | Andrew (everythingmatters) | 59.97 | 95% | 2018-09-08 |
| 2337. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 59.40 | 95% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2338. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 59.28 | 95% | 2018-09-08 |
| 2339. | wonstar (won808) | 59.22 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2340. | Everett (eanderson19) | 59.11 | 94% | 2018-10-24 |
| 2341. | Luca (lucanierz) | 58.62 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 2342. | Jason (duckyboi) | 58.61 | 95% | 2020-05-27 |
| 2343. | Victor (dysfunctional) | 58.58 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2344. | Tylan (tylan) | 58.36 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 2345. | Vahan (twonex) | 58.32 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 2346. | King (kingthiccness) | 58.23 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |