Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5490. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 49.19 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5491. | 10SlowFingers (aabhas) | 49.19 | 95% | 2020-06-01 |
| 5492. | Nate (npmaile) | 49.17 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 5493. | Limon (mhlimon) | 49.17 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| 5494. | Red (diamondace) | 49.16 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5495. | asf (rqew) | 49.16 | 94% | 2019-01-01 |
| 5496. | Ahmad (apathicss) | 49.14 | 92% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5497. | spacehrt (spacebop) | 49.13 | 92% | 2019-03-19 |
| 5498. | Ravindra (ravindrats) | 49.12 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 5499. | squash (squashcar) | 49.10 | 93% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5500. | no (pepo_kamal) | 49.09 | 93% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5501. | Hussain (hussainkhan) | 49.07 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 5502. | Anmol (precious_goldsmith) | 49.04 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 5503. | Florian (darager_) | 49.04 | 94% | 2018-08-01 |
| 5504. | Osama (obokanan) | 49.02 | 93% | 2018-10-31 |
| 5505. | Release from the pain (abod... | 49.02 | 94% | 2020-05-24 |
| 5506. | pablo (unicorngaming) | 49.01 | 94% | 2019-10-12 |
| 5507. | Rawest_Dawg (raw_dawg) | 49.01 | 94% | 2020-10-11 |
| 5508. | Josef (sezikpepa) | 48.99 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 5509. | just why (imnoob22222) | 48.99 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5510. | David Yi Hong (davidyihong) | 48.99 | 93% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5511. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 48.99 | 93% | 2020-11-04 |
| 5512. | Edson (matt747) | 48.97 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5513. | kamal nath (kamal3772) | 48.96 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5514. | beans (beans_baked) | 48.94 | 95% | 2020-08-22 |
| 5515. | Crazy (crazywasp) | 48.94 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5516. | kosta (edc654) | 48.93 | 95% | 2017-12-09 |
| 5517. | lettie (lnn285) | 48.93 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 5518. | (teinej) | 48.92 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5519. | archu's anna (lord_kapildev... | 48.92 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |