The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10869. | Abby (abbykiehlbauch) | 87.55 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10870. | Jason (jasongog) | 87.55 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 10871. | Jesse (fictionalfridge) | 87.55 | 91% | 2015-11-12 |
| 10872. | Jason (astyrrian17) | 87.55 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| 10873. | Aridia (aridia) | 87.54 | 93% | 2013-08-14 |
| 10874. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 87.54 | 97.5% | 2023-08-03 |
| 10875. | Mad (georgadawg) | 87.54 | 95% | 2011-05-12 |
| 10876. | Oscar (hellway) | 87.54 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 10877. | Tom (decoherence) | 87.54 | 95% | 2015-02-27 |
| 10878. | Mario (siftage) | 87.53 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 10879. | UNSALEK #7379 discord (unsa... | 87.53 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 10880. | Oscar (mightymitez) | 87.53 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 10881. | Kayleena (kayshantz) | 87.52 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 10882. | Luke (invertedtree) | 87.52 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 10883. | Noob (noobgam) | 87.52 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 10884. | Lam (lamlam1987) | 87.52 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 10885. | Rascal (rascalhere) | 87.51 | 92% | 2015-10-02 |
| 10886. | Isaaac (myliftlog) | 87.51 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| 10887. | Хуйлуша (over_power) | 87.51 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 10888. | Hander (handerdarkness) | 87.51 | 99% | 2018-05-11 |
| 10889. | Ivan (ivanelv) | 87.50 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 10890. | Test (besttestquest) | 87.50 | 96% | 2018-01-14 |
| 10891. | Gà (migy) | 87.50 | 98% | 2014-11-30 |
| 10892. | Davidson (iphoenix) | 87.50 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 10893. | KUQ E ZI (scorpiongr) | 87.49 | 96% | 2014-01-29 |
| 10894. | 15 (givemethenamebeforeiscr... | 87.49 | 90% | 2015-06-22 |
| 10895. | Wes (augmoose) | 87.48 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 10896. | Mike (tpxer) | 87.48 | 89% | 2013-03-05 |
| 10897. | yentup (yentup) | 87.48 | 92% | 2015-11-25 |
| 10898. | Scott (filmifier) | 87.48 | 93% | 2016-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |