I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13616. | Kevin (gkpc) | 76.32 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 13617. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 76.32 | 96% | 2017-07-04 |
| 13618. | Mikko (mkrk) | 76.31 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 13619. | Josh (awfulaccident) | 76.31 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 13620. | Mohammad (mewsamurai) | 76.31 | 97.4% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13621. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 76.31 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 13622. | Uday Kiran (uday_kiran02) | 76.30 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 13623. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 76.30 | 95% | 2021-09-03 |
| 13624. | Jason (jasonguenther123) | 76.30 | 90% | 2017-02-05 |
| 13625. | Nick (o3nick) | 76.30 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 13626. | Josh (joshmkirby) | 76.29 | 96% | 2022-09-01 |
| 13627. | Jack (twitch_unsigned_jack) | 76.29 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 13628. | YourLilBot (yourlilbot) | 76.28 | 94% | 2024-05-14 |
| 13629. | Christian (swaggydog123) | 76.28 | 93% | 2019-01-25 |
| 13630. | Kelly (kellymonkey28) | 76.28 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 13631. | Lammy (benstickobi595) | 76.28 | 96.3% | 2024-03-26 |
| 13632. | SirParts Online Youtube Cha... | 76.27 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 13633. | Michał (michalll) | 76.27 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13634. | Skyer (skypeasant) | 76.27 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 13635. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 76.27 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 13636. | Tran (newstrung) | 76.27 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 13637. | Radek (radecekwriter) | 76.27 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 13638. | Ryan (ranksy) | 76.27 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 13639. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 76.27 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 13640. | RippingJuicyFARTS (rippin_f... | 76.26 | 95.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13641. | Jake (hero7785) | 76.26 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 13642. | mgamble (mgamble) | 76.26 | 97.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13643. | coem (rohanthecorms) | 76.25 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 13644. | jude (h0merow) | 76.25 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 13645. | k3ys (k3ys) | 76.24 | 97% | 2024-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |