As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9364. | Eleonore (el_eo_nore) | 85.17 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| 9365. | Simon (valerianflame) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 9366. | Kobe (blueswitch1) | 85.17 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 9367. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 85.17 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9368. | treespirit (treespirit) | 85.17 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 9369. | Kostas (legendxz) | 85.17 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 9370. | Chubbers (chobbers) | 85.16 | 97.8% | 2025-02-05 |
| 9371. | nimitz (nimitzpro) | 85.16 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9372. | czvzxc (singhap) | 85.16 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 9373. | julianna (sushirolleater) | 85.15 | 95% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9374. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 85.15 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 9375. | Hoang Minh (lubu123456) | 85.15 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 9376. | Zoom Zoom (yokyu) | 85.14 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 9377. | Iris (irxs) | 85.14 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 9378. | Jayden (jclee123) | 85.14 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 9379. | Saeasd (axol578) | 85.14 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 9380. | Ryan (ranksy) | 85.13 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 9381. | AdventureStorm (adventurest... | 85.13 | 94% | 2022-10-15 |
| 9382. | Rikesh (rikesh) | 85.13 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 9383. | John (th3w4v3) | 85.13 | 96% | 2016-08-03 |
| 9384. | Jack (touvski) | 85.12 | 97.7% | 2025-05-19 |
| 9385. | Randy (randytheelite) | 85.12 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 9386. | JC (invoicingkarma) | 85.12 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9387. | Roslyn (rustyautoparts) | 85.12 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 9388. | George (hendlezberg) | 85.11 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9389. | hwingu (hwingu) | 85.11 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 9390. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 85.11 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
| 9391. | Kevin (kmcneill93) | 85.11 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 9392. | Asad (asad104khan) | 85.10 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 9393. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 85.10 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |