I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7665. | Yeej (yeej) | 92.05 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 7666. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 92.05 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 7667. | Jack (jman777) | 92.05 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 7668. | Daniel (danfun64) | 92.05 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 7669. | Meme (edgel0rd) | 92.04 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 7670. | aislan (aislan) | 92.03 | 99% | 2025-07-14 |
| 7671. | 8bitmon (frostymon) | 92.03 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 7672. | Joe (becausescience) | 92.03 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 7673. | MrPh (phares_kingm) | 92.03 | 95.9% | 2024-05-23 |
| 7674. | Arthur (arturo_levi) | 92.03 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 7675. | OuttaCtrl (outtactrl) | 92.03 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
| 7676. | (19wpmavg) | 92.02 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 7677. | Mayner (timmysilv) | 92.02 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 7678. | Kings (kings1) | 92.02 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 7679. | Liu (liusbl) | 92.02 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 7680. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 92.02 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7681. | TJdawg (bopuu) | 92.01 | 97.3% | 2024-03-19 |
| 7682. | Eric (work_racer) | 92.01 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 7683. | Ryan (ranksy) | 92.01 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 7684. | Erik (merkinmeerkats) | 92.01 | 96% | 2016-03-10 |
| 7685. | Jean (orangedrum) | 92.01 | 99% | 2022-06-07 |
| 7686. | Fabian (arthurnaibaf) | 92.00 | 96.4% | 2025-01-19 |
| 7687. | tstats[kaalmarx] (kaalmarx) | 92.00 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| 7688. | Peter (riffert) | 92.00 | 96% | 2015-10-22 |
| 7689. | Chung (chung223) | 92.00 | 99% | 2018-04-05 |
| 7690. | Richard (blitzd2020) | 91.99 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 7691. | Lucas (rookah) | 91.99 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 7692. | Bone (bonezybeats) | 91.99 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 7693. | thansoooo (blueocta) | 91.99 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 7694. | suki (sackclothandashes) | 91.99 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |