I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12832. | Cuong (qt1003) | 78.11 | 96.4% | 2023-08-28 |
| 12833. | Gabriel (machspeedhero761) | 78.11 | 95% | 2017-07-23 |
| 12834. | Sara (steglive) | 78.11 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 12835. | Cheshirino (cheshirino) | 78.11 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 12836. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 78.11 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 12837. | DooDoo (ininjashadows) | 78.10 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 12838. | flying511 (flying511) | 78.09 | 96.4% | 2025-03-31 |
| 12839. | Chris (c4fernandez) | 78.09 | 95% | 2017-03-04 |
| 12840. | Saeasd (axol578) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 12841. | Kostyan (kostyan) | 78.09 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 12842. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 78.09 | 95% | 2017-04-29 |
| 12843. | Touko (toukka1) | 78.08 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 12844. | Jai (jais) | 78.08 | 98% | 2017-03-16 |
| 12845. | Michael (angrypoptart) | 78.08 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 12846. | Ichi (harahelix) | 78.08 | 99% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12847. | turbo (turb0bunk) | 78.08 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 12848. | JTR3 (jtr3) | 78.07 | 97.1% | 2024-09-08 |
| 12849. | Ed (enormoused) | 78.07 | 95% | 2017-10-19 |
| 12850. | Bhuvan (randomplayer12) | 78.07 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 12851. | Leonardo (saborfaze) | 78.07 | 95% | 2022-08-10 |
| 12852. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 78.06 | 93.8% | 2024-06-14 |
| 12853. | jakub (jakub177) | 78.06 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 12854. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 78.06 | 94% | 2022-09-05 |
| 12855. | Ishak (isholini) | 78.06 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 12856. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 78.06 | 96.9% | 2023-11-25 |
| 12857. | Jeffrey (jshen13) | 78.05 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 12858. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 78.05 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 12859. | Ezra (ezrablankmarks) | 78.05 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12860. | ali (alienx576) | 78.04 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 12861. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 78.04 | 96.8% | 2023-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |