The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8601. | (geoffgm) | 103.70 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8602. | Enrique (zero90) | 103.70 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8603. | Jeff (jeffcolv) | 103.69 | 91% | 2012-10-01 |
| 8604. | To be fair, you have to hav... | 103.68 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 8605. | (booqueefius696969) | 103.68 | 99% | 2020-06-11 |
| 8606. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 103.68 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8607. | Dan (dandarandan) | 103.68 | 98% | 2019-03-27 |
| 8608. | Chris (charlestownshend) | 103.67 | 97% | 2013-07-04 |
| 8609. | (seergio137) | 103.67 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 8610. | Comel (melody_flute) | 103.67 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8611. | Daniel (flyinglemon) | 103.67 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8612. | oreo (e00d) | 103.67 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 8613. | pianoman (fudgecake6) | 103.67 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 8614. | (tincan87) | 103.67 | 94% | 2013-11-14 |
| 8615. | xyMY (xyrilcod) | 103.67 | 97% | 2012-11-22 |
| 8616. | Simon (simon_) | 103.67 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 8617. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 103.66 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8618. | Paul (randomnoob1) | 103.66 | 92% | 2013-04-27 |
| 8619. | (stellarburn) | 103.66 | 98% | 2013-07-25 |
| 8620. | Sukant (sukant) | 103.65 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 8621. | Alan (hey_alann) | 103.65 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 8622. | jprk (jprk) | 103.65 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8623. | (aciller123) | 103.65 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 8624. | David (a10tb2) | 103.64 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 8625. | (hitman2207) | 103.64 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 8626. | Diana (agent_artemis) | 103.64 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 8627. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 103.64 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 8628. | xxx (hkron) | 103.64 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| 8629. | Kurt (qu1k) | 103.64 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 8630. | Emrah (lostinofthefunhouse) | 103.64 | 97% | 2011-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |