And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34574. | Kaitlyn (kaitlyn22) | 54.63 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 34575. | nam (ngxnam) | 54.63 | 91% | 2013-07-19 |
| 34576. | Rick (never_gonna_give_you_... | 54.63 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 34577. | Rob (righteyed) | 54.62 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 34578. | ._. (pookao19) | 54.62 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 34579. | Pritom (pritom_99) | 54.62 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 34580. | Robert (robert1339) | 54.61 | 94% | 2013-08-10 |
| 34581. | Hendrik Louis (louism14) | 54.61 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 34582. | Yuffie (fayereagan) | 54.61 | 85% | 2014-07-16 |
| 34583. | Michael (todfelton) | 54.61 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 34584. | Spaceman (reallyouthere) | 54.60 | 95% | 2018-01-24 |
| 34585. | Stanley (rocketbrothers) | 54.60 | 90% | 2013-06-01 |
| 34586. | .l. ^_^ .l. (getrekt) | 54.60 | 89% | 2014-05-08 |
| 34587. | pwxown (pwxown123) | 54.60 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 34588. | Wendi (yoru) | 54.60 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 34589. | mus (mus90) | 54.60 | 88% | 2014-12-23 |
| 34590. | Sally (mfq2901) | 54.59 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 34591. | Chanchana (off99555) | 54.59 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 34592. | Oleg (rammanoff) | 54.59 | 99% | 2012-10-04 |
| 34593. | Andy (jeremylin) | 54.58 | 95% | 2012-05-04 |
| 34594. | Lancy (d_lancel0t) | 54.58 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 34595. | Nos (nos9160) | 54.58 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 34596. | Will (williamp) | 54.58 | 95% | 2016-02-01 |
| 34597. | Ryan (ryanlondon) | 54.58 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 34598. | Akberen (asembek_akberen) | 54.58 | 97.3% | 2023-10-16 |
| 34599. | shinigamice (yakh) | 54.57 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 34600. | Kimberly (kimberly8508) | 54.57 | 94% | 2015-01-12 |
| 34601. | Xellos (xellos) | 54.57 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 34602. | SirAmateur (namelessamateur) | 54.57 | 95% | 2020-06-06 |
| 34603. | Amber (amber129023) | 54.56 | 90% | 2016-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |