The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24530. | Tinkerino (tinkerino) | 70.15 | 95% | 2014-11-17 |
| 24531. | Krystal (slowestgirl) | 70.15 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 24532. | Lolhops ㅇㅅㅇ (glenipl) | 70.14 | 94% | 2014-10-27 |
| 24533. | Osteicht (osteicht_7891) | 70.14 | 95.2% | 2023-11-14 |
| 24534. | Yazan (yazan_al) | 70.14 | 97.2% | 2024-05-22 |
| 24535. | mihal277 (mihal277) | 70.14 | 97.2% | 2024-02-21 |
| 24536. | Josh (jleegreene) | 70.14 | 96% | 2016-04-13 |
| 24537. | Viishied (viishied) | 70.14 | 92% | 2015-03-28 |
| 24538. | Jason (xanriddlz) | 70.14 | 96.4% | 2024-10-23 |
| 24539. | Matt (matthew_boyd) | 70.14 | 93% | 2013-11-30 |
| 24540. | modest (true_everest) | 70.13 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 24541. | Nik (nikskill) | 70.13 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 24542. | Manzood (manzood) | 70.13 | 95% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24543. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 70.13 | 94% | 2020-10-08 |
| 24544. | Vic (vic61496) | 70.13 | 98% | 2014-10-05 |
| 24545. | Jacob (sugarwaffles) | 70.13 | 88% | 2015-03-19 |
| 24546. | Pat Walker (lightningsuperw... | 70.12 | 98% | 2024-10-24 |
| 24547. | Kasperinac (kasperinac) | 70.12 | 95.9% | 2025-04-11 |
| 24548. | adeyata (adeyata) | 70.12 | 97.4% | 2025-03-14 |
| 24549. | Rakesh reddy (rakeshreddyk) | 70.12 | 96.2% | 2024-10-19 |
| 24550. | Wonjoon (awesome1joon) | 70.12 | 97% | 2024-04-03 |
| 24551. | Ali (abth_ab) | 70.12 | 98% | 2025-02-12 |
| 24552. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 70.12 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 24553. | shwoomer (shwoomer) | 70.12 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 24554. | Mateus (mateus_brazilian_ma... | 70.12 | 95% | 2014-12-28 |
| 24555. | Mohd Juned Indian (mjuned795) | 70.12 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 24556. | Ruy (r_souza) | 70.12 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 24557. | Gregor (gysi) | 70.12 | 96% | 2014-12-27 |
| 24558. | slow_typ3r (slow_typ3r0) | 70.11 | 99% | 2024-09-02 |
| 24559. | Brody (crolee) | 70.11 | 95% | 2025-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |