I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2846. | Akash (aaa123blender) | 76.85 | 96% | 2024-09-29 |
| 2847. | Ra (rayap1010) | 76.81 | 97.9% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2848. | Owen (infinitytrinity) | 76.75 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2849. | KvYd0 (kvyd0) | 76.74 | 95.2% | 2023-05-24 |
| 2850. | squall (squalllionheart) | 76.74 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2851. | Jimmy Awrrrrr. (jimmyawrcds) | 76.72 | 98% | 2025-06-30 |
| 2852. | Jack (touvski) | 76.69 | 97.6% | 2024-12-13 |
| 2853. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 76.67 | 97.6% | 2024-10-19 |
| 2854. | VP (vp_typeracer) | 76.66 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2855. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 76.65 | 95.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 2856. | jack (dicksucker23) | 76.64 | 98% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2857. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 76.63 | 96.9% | 2023-12-13 |
| 2858. | Radoslav (padoto07) | 76.62 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2859. | venus® (venuspailer) | 76.62 | 96.4% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2860. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 76.60 | 96.2% | 2024-04-18 |
| 2861. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 76.58 | 95.2% | 2024-07-05 |
| 2862. | RAJNISH (rajnishkumar31) | 76.57 | 95.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2863. | Colgate (colgate_good) | 76.56 | 95.2% | 2025-01-06 |
| 2864. | Andrew (tumadre123) | 76.56 | 97% | 2024-08-29 |
| 2865. | sar (sarsarz) | 76.53 | 97% | 2024-03-22 |
| 2866. | Carbonat (typinator430) | 76.49 | 96% | 2025-08-15 |
| 2867. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 76.42 | 95.3% | 2023-08-29 |
| 2868. | Kwek (kyjing) | 76.40 | 96% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2869. | SeansCheese (notaspect) | 76.39 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2870. | Joe (redlinec) | 76.35 | 96.8% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2871. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 76.34 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2872. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 76.34 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2873. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 76.29 | 95% | 2025-06-02 |
| 2874. | gu (guest_user99) | 76.29 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2875. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 76.27 | 97.2% | 2024-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |