Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3610. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 66.52 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3611. | (tulasaeueng) | 66.52 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 3612. | keliturbo (hrabbi) | 66.51 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 3613. | Sergey (sergeyscherbo) | 66.50 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3614. | Dan17 (dan_kang) | 66.49 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 3615. | Thang (thangnh) | 66.49 | 99% | 2020-01-08 |
| 3616. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 66.48 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3617. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 66.47 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 3618. | erik (discopvn) | 66.47 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 3619. | Alex (areinisch) | 66.47 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3620. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 66.46 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 3621. | Jessica (jeguar) | 66.45 | 95% | 2020-02-08 |
| 3622. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 66.44 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 3623. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 66.41 | 93% | 2020-03-25 |
| 3624. | orliksixteen (orliksixteen) | 66.40 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 3625. | Shoujikis (sh0ujiki5) | 66.40 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 3626. | Hade (hadze7) | 66.39 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3627. | RAJNISH (rajnishkumar31) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3628. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 66.39 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3629. | meredith (metedith) | 66.39 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 3630. | Maggie (omaggie06) | 66.39 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3631. | Rey (reymal) | 66.38 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3632. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 66.37 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 3633. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3634. | Terra (terranavis) | 66.36 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3635. | Tricko (patpamplona) | 66.36 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 3636. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 66.35 | 95% | 2020-06-07 |
| 3637. | BATMAN (liine117) | 66.33 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3638. | Daniel (dfederschmidt) | 66.31 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3639. | Matej (matejh) | 66.31 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |