As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24337. | Marc (hoipiepeloi) | 48.71 | 89% | 2016-02-10 |
24338. | Mcosta (mcosta) | 48.70 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
24339. | tstats[samiul1998] (samiul1... | 48.69 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
24340. | bleh (dan1ce) | 48.69 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
24341. | Eric (philisbossome) | 48.68 | 96% | 2017-04-10 |
24342. | Asis (asis1998) | 48.68 | 95% | 2023-08-05 |
24343. | Minh (minhzzz3614534) | 48.68 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
24344. | Maj (pvezelj) | 48.67 | 92% | 2022-08-31 |
24345. | Anku (gurooatwork) | 48.67 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
24346. | wlitchw (wlitchw) | 48.67 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
24347. | Junas (junasjabuen) | 48.67 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
24348. | 420BLaze (kyleboehm02) | 48.67 | 87% | 2016-08-20 |
24349. | kelian (kekelian) | 48.67 | 95.8% | 2021-02-03 |
24350. | Sangryool (sangryool) | 48.67 | 96% | 2015-11-20 |
24351. | Alvaro (patomalo) | 48.66 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
24352. | Bach (bachtieudiep) | 48.66 | 91% | 2016-08-04 |
24353. | Taylor (tazerilli) | 48.65 | 95% | 2022-05-15 |
24354. | rajnish (rajnishbdps20) | 48.65 | 91% | 2017-04-18 |
24355. | luckyone (luckyyone) | 48.65 | 91% | 2016-08-21 |
24356. | kai (iiiiikai) | 48.64 | 94% | 2022-02-17 |
24357. | Panha (panha_janai) | 48.64 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
24358. | CB (cb_cabral) | 48.63 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
24359. | Ayuan (finger1517) | 48.63 | 94.9% | 2021-02-09 |
24360. | Jerome (resilience) | 48.62 | 93% | 2016-12-29 |
24361. | gabriel (gabrielmarez) | 48.62 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
24362. | Prithu (prithus2) | 48.61 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
24363. | Sriram (sam142) | 48.60 | 93% | 2021-03-21 |
24364. | pOtaTo (potatofarmers) | 48.59 | 92% | 2023-05-05 |
24365. | Devarsh (blackbear_bg) | 48.59 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
24366. | Darcy (darcygreen) | 48.58 | 94% | 2018-06-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |