So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31935. | Pieter Jelle (pieterjelle) | 49.50 | 94% | 2019-01-10 |
| 31936. | z (zzallin) | 49.50 | 95% | 2023-04-28 |
| 31937. | Kristjan (weedfromspace) | 49.50 | 93% | 2020-04-04 |
| 31938. | Brian (bdanlewis) | 49.50 | 93% | 2016-07-16 |
| 31939. | Usama (usamajatala) | 49.49 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 31940. | Recai (tekci_reco) | 49.49 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 31941. | Nekocord (nekocord) | 49.49 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 31942. | Toby (tobytse99) | 49.49 | 94% | 2012-05-04 |
| 31943. | seabass (sebasawesome) | 49.49 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 31944. | Manish (cohle_m) | 49.49 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 31945. | vishnoi (viplovinkde) | 49.49 | 94% | 2015-08-28 |
| 31946. | Rom (regularguy) | 49.49 | 97% | 2015-06-23 |
| 31947. | CND (judgemenot) | 49.49 | 91% | 2016-09-28 |
| 31948. | Night (anemonighteye) | 49.48 | 94% | 2022-02-02 |
| 31949. | FieryPotato (ackros) | 49.48 | 86% | 2015-09-09 |
| 31950. | nikelaos (nikelaos) | 49.48 | — | 2010-05-29 |
| 31951. | Uday (udayk10) | 49.47 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 31952. | Leonardo (leny98) | 49.47 | 93% | 2012-11-26 |
| 31953. | rajnish (rajnishbdps20) | 49.47 | 88% | 2017-04-29 |
| 31954. | rakesh (rakesh_rak) | 49.46 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 31955. | genova (fdy749) | 49.46 | 78% | 2016-01-02 |
| 31956. | Anthony (chrasion) | 49.46 | 85% | 2014-11-12 |
| 31957. | BEBROCHKA (bebrochka) | 49.46 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 31958. | You (andy0356117) | 49.46 | 95% | 2016-07-29 |
| 31959. | Victor (victorhugoflores) | 49.46 | 95% | 2014-08-10 |
| 31960. | Ice (typefreak) | 49.46 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 31961. | Aslam (aslam__nijami) | 49.45 | 94% | 2022-12-01 |
| 31962. | SHIVA (vishu_01) | 49.45 | 93% | 2021-05-15 |
| 31963. | lu xuemei (luxuemei) | 49.45 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 31964. | Ice (oxygenblood) | 49.45 | 90% | 2011-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |