As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17198. | Lucas (gaveta) | 67.32 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 17199. | Rei (sleepyray) | 67.32 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 17200. | Nathan (nazx5) | 67.32 | 97.6% | 2023-10-08 |
| 17201. | Seth (freakinwicked) | 67.32 | 90% | 2016-07-17 |
| 17202. | Kasey (kasebear) | 67.32 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 17203. | AZ (tundoo) | 67.32 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 17204. | Wilson (tigermatos) | 67.30 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 17205. | Hamilton (horizon8848) | 67.30 | 94.9% | 2023-08-05 |
| 17206. | Bram (pok3monfreak) | 67.30 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 17207. | AM (freae) | 67.30 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 17208. | dark (rycae) | 67.30 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
| 17209. | _dar (e7egy) | 67.30 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 17210. | SergeantSuper (sergeantsuper) | 67.30 | 89% | 2015-09-27 |
| 17211. | I'm typing on a steering wh... | 67.29 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 17212. | Josh (jonono1919) | 67.29 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 17213. | jonesbob (jonesbob) | 67.29 | 96.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17214. | Rajkumar (rajkumar_buddha) | 67.28 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 17215. | Ohm (ohmstar123) | 67.28 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 17216. | Laith (chaoscontrol_jr) | 67.28 | 95.1% | 2023-09-10 |
| 17217. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 67.28 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 17218. | Mez69 (mezx69) | 67.28 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 17219. | Custard (custardfishfillets) | 67.28 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 17220. | Necro (necroeater) | 67.28 | 97% | 2015-06-14 |
| 17221. | Mr Boring (mrboring) | 67.28 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
| 17222. | Karsten (gerk) | 67.28 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 17223. | Sochetra (chetrapnc) | 67.28 | 91% | 2016-10-25 |
| 17224. | Akarsh (prototext) | 67.27 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 17225. | nik (pendusta_cinta) | 67.27 | 94% | 2024-11-04 |
| 17226. | Ray (rayliu) | 67.27 | 91% | 2016-07-19 |
| 17227. | lei (leivid) | 67.27 | 94% | 2022-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |