So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5411. | Darrick (mervisbeacon) | 97.63 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 5412. | ᓀᓂ (rosefuneral) | 97.63 | 96% | 2013-08-29 |
| 5413. | Dotatko (kobe0824mvp) | 97.63 | 89% | 2012-11-15 |
| 5414. | Adam (daoracer) | 97.63 | 96% | 2017-05-21 |
| 5415. | Anton (antiiee) | 97.63 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
| 5416. | J (hhkbpropro) | 97.62 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5417. | Heathe (hwhl) | 97.62 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 5418. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 97.61 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 5419. | Vanessa (vma101) | 97.61 | 95% | 2013-11-26 |
| 5420. | Kevin (kmburtt) | 97.61 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 5421. | asd (duzai) | 97.61 | 93% | 2014-12-13 |
| 5422. | Ali (alithepanda) | 97.60 | 98% | 2014-03-21 |
| 5423. | aqib (aqibmirza123) | 97.59 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
| 5424. | noquit (megatank) | 97.59 | 99% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5425. | Mark (markwd) | 97.59 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 5426. | ujederdhesi (ujederdhesi) | 97.59 | 97% | 2013-04-17 |
| 5427. | Rajat Das (rajat_das777) | 97.58 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 5428. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 97.58 | 98% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5429. | JD (jdillius) | 97.58 | 100% | 2014-02-09 |
| 5430. | Javier (dude_brah_man) | 97.57 | 95% | 2012-04-11 |
| 5431. | Ioana (yamayama) | 97.57 | 95% | 2015-07-15 |
| 5432. | Ralph (rmaalouf) | 97.57 | 99% | 2011-07-28 |
| 5433. | mogeta (mogeta) | 97.57 | 96% | 2012-03-21 |
| 5434. | Trigger (triggafingaz) | 97.56 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 5435. | tstats[jack18] (jack18) | 97.55 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5436. | April (aprilrail) | 97.55 | 98% | 2013-05-20 |
| 5437. | MumeiGAF (mumeigaf) | 97.55 | 91% | 2013-01-23 |
| 5438. | Randall (rdox10) | 97.54 | 94% | 2016-04-01 |
| 5439. | folds (mfaram) | 97.54 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 5440. | fixing my (fixing_bad_habits) | 97.53 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |