I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14507. | Florin (florsis) | 75.11 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 14508. | Waymond (tapewpew) | 75.11 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 14509. | duhber (duhber) | 75.11 | 93% | 2015-12-02 |
| 14510. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 75.10 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14511. | Glenn (burappi) | 75.10 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 14512. | Conanoh (conanoh) | 75.10 | 96.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 14513. | Mil (mil1534) | 75.10 | 95% | 2021-04-02 |
| 14514. | Neel (neel131193) | 75.10 | 93% | 2016-09-30 |
| 14515. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 75.10 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 14516. | Nahte (uhop123) | 75.09 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 14517. | (enqq) | 75.09 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 14518. | dundabolt (dundabolt) | 75.09 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
| 14519. | parth (parthvaghela) | 75.09 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 14520. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 75.09 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 14521. | Dominik (thaumik) | 75.09 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 14522. | A L E X (alyx11445) | 75.09 | 92% | 2017-02-04 |
| 14523. | Deminut (deminut) | 75.08 | 94% | 2021-05-08 |
| 14524. | Leah V. (suukobi) | 75.08 | 94% | 2023-06-23 |
| 14525. | Kay (kvlydian) | 75.08 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 14526. | Vishnu (thundercloud) | 75.08 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 14527. | Martel (marty09) | 75.08 | 92% | 2016-01-03 |
| 14528. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 75.08 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 14529. | Ben (raincatchfire) | 75.08 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 14530. | melkiyar (melkiyar3) | 75.08 | 99% | 2020-05-06 |
| 14531. | Reis (reisagainst) | 75.07 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 14532. | Malachi (kolache3) | 75.06 | 97.8% | 2024-11-26 |
| 14533. | karim (new_function7785) | 75.06 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 14534. | Bo Cletus (bocletus) | 75.05 | 96.6% | 2025-03-25 |
| 14535. | Kunkka (kunkkaa) | 75.05 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 14536. | Tyson (tysie01) | 75.05 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |