As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20678. | Vanessa (nesshayward) | 59.87 | 95% | 2018-06-04 |
| 20679. | Ehrick (ehrick_rhed) | 59.87 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 20680. | Essty (essty) | 59.87 | 95% | 2015-12-02 |
| 20681. | Amaya (2700) | 59.86 | 92% | 2022-06-06 |
| 20682. | anon (dontrun01) | 59.86 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 20683. | Abdulhadi (surebeta) | 59.86 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
| 20684. | Sandy (sandeshgowda0094) | 59.86 | 97.1% | 2023-11-02 |
| 20685. | Tung (tungdtran) | 59.86 | 89% | 2016-03-11 |
| 20686. | Domran (juridie) | 59.86 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
| 20687. | ralap (ralap) | 59.86 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 20688. | Drax (draxure) | 59.85 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 20689. | bucz (bucz) | 59.85 | 94% | 2022-07-31 |
| 20690. | Lidlidlid (lidlidlid) | 59.85 | 92% | 2017-03-31 |
| 20691. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 59.85 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 20692. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 59.85 | 91% | 2016-10-21 |
| 20693. | Tomas (ezclapper) | 59.85 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 20694. | No (acefaceowo) | 59.84 | 94% | 2023-05-30 |
| 20695. | Zsombor (ultrahunta) | 59.84 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 20696. | syed (smwq) | 59.84 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 20697. | Rhynier (raikel) | 59.84 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 20698. | cryptids (cryptids) | 59.84 | 96% | 2015-12-12 |
| 20699. | Definitely (exeggmite) | 59.84 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 20700. | Debashade Roo (japanese_map... | 59.83 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 20701. | Cheez (cheez78) | 59.83 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 20702. | J (punpun1234) | 59.83 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
| 20703. | Ishaant (ishaant) | 59.83 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 20704. | z3 (z3js) | 59.83 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 20705. | Avinash (avee_nash) | 59.82 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 20706. | lannie2320 (lannie2320) | 59.82 | 90% | 2016-08-02 |
| 20707. | Salah (salah135) | 59.82 | 93.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |