The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20364. | Mmonster (mmonsterv11) | 71.60 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 20365. | Joe (jobeanie123) | 71.60 | 93% | 2012-10-31 |
| 20366. | hef (juboman) | 71.60 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 20367. | Adam (adamhitchcock) | 71.60 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 20368. | Stephen (sanderif) | 71.60 | 95% | 2017-06-18 |
| 20369. | Jeff (reileyje) | 71.60 | 91% | 2014-08-20 |
| 20370. | Oxi (yeseuz) | 71.59 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 20371. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 71.59 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 20372. | Vt (jesuslep) | 71.59 | 93% | 2016-01-27 |
| 20373. | nurgiss (nurgiss) | 71.59 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 20374. | Eli (ejgarey) | 71.59 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 20375. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 71.59 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 20376. | BC (thunderthud) | 71.59 | 98% | 2014-02-14 |
| 20377. | Daniel (postedwp805) | 71.59 | 96% | 2012-09-24 |
| 20378. | Giraffe (nguyenkhacduc) | 71.59 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 20379. | V (honen) | 71.59 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 20380. | glorb (rahrahrah) | 71.58 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 20381. | Said (said003) | 71.58 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 20382. | Robin (robinfj) | 71.58 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 20383. | ptspiker (ptspiker) | 71.58 | 95% | 2017-03-29 |
| 20384. | Young (youngson) | 71.58 | 92% | 2016-11-14 |
| 20385. | Robin (redholm) | 71.58 | 93% | 2016-12-02 |
| 20386. | Matthew (andthatsit) | 71.57 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 20387. | silver (sasori) | 71.57 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 20388. | Ole (rxmbo) | 71.57 | 92% | 2014-12-30 |
| 20389. | x (xyzxyz) | 71.57 | 96% | 2013-08-21 |
| 20390. | Little Meanie (little_meanie) | 71.57 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 20391. | Tomas (teemoh) | 71.56 | 93% | 2013-11-28 |
| 20392. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 71.56 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20393. | Nicolai (nicolaiep) | 71.56 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |