As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12625. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 77.73 | 97.3% | 2023-11-17 |
| 12626. | Vadurr (vadurr) | 77.73 | 90% | 2015-06-26 |
| 12627. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 77.73 | 94% | 2017-04-08 |
| 12628. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 77.73 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 12629. | ELectr8c (3l3ctr1c) | 77.72 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12630. | Tomáš (tomashavlasek) | 77.72 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 12631. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 77.72 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 12632. | cpprulez (toncheto) | 77.72 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 12633. | john (racer520) | 77.72 | 96% | 2015-05-05 |
| 12634. | Otatop (unterepere) | 77.72 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 12635. | Omni (omzi) | 77.71 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 12636. | Penguin (penguinn) | 77.71 | 98% | 2024-05-28 |
| 12637. | Sankalp (tablaboi) | 77.71 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 12638. | Narkotik (vacban) | 77.71 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 12639. | Thos (thosbp) | 77.71 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 12640. | stimo (stimo) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-06-25 |
| 12641. | Random (bogdanmironov) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 12642. | amongla (kagez) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 12643. | Raging (ragingthunder) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
| 12644. | khairo (mathemagic1an) | 77.70 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
| 12645. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 77.69 | 97.1% | 2024-04-13 |
| 12646. | kaede (kaede1) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 12647. | Hannah (hannahbear1994) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 12648. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 77.69 | 99% | 2022-08-29 |
| 12649. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 77.69 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 12650. | Emily (em66) | 77.68 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 12651. | Sean (seansta10) | 77.68 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 12652. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 77.68 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 12653. | Lucius (lightwastaken) | 77.68 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 12654. | Josh (goldfingerer) | 77.67 | 95% | 2024-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |