Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5960. | sharan (sharandk) | 40.38 | 95% | 2020-05-27 |
| 5961. | Rahul (endeavour_the_one) | 40.36 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 5962. | mir (mirjamali) | 40.31 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| 5963. | Jerry (jerryzhu2004) | 40.30 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 5964. | zahi (zahi5171) | 40.29 | 94% | 2019-12-01 |
| 5965. | Drifty (driftyx5) | 40.21 | 94% | 2017-12-02 |
| 5966. | Marcel (qorrupt) | 40.09 | 95% | 2020-06-02 |
| 5967. | Jayne (jsereneck) | 40.07 | 92% | 2018-10-04 |
| 5968. | Ad (shmldb) | 40.06 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 5969. | Corey (hank0cean) | 40.01 | 92% | 2018-11-21 |
| 5970. | MD.Naem (1naem1) | 39.99 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 5971. | Brian jay (brianjay10) | 39.97 | 92% | 2018-10-19 |
| 5972. | username (jessebot) | 39.91 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 5973. | Joel (jangole) | 39.88 | 94% | 2020-01-16 |
| 5974. | memers (thememers) | 39.88 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
| 5975. | cec6bb (whyc) | 39.84 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 5976. | Raghav (raghavg) | 39.79 | 94% | 2017-10-08 |
| 5977. | Viwarrior (viwarrior) | 39.75 | 94% | 2018-10-27 |
| 5978. | Mihael (itslegend4ry) | 39.74 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
| 5979. | Your Time Shall... (shall_b... | 39.74 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 5980. | Zachary (zman1331) | 39.71 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 5981. | Matthew (supermatt57) | 39.65 | 91% | 2019-07-22 |
| 5982. | Caleb (slykk) | 39.63 | 93% | 2019-09-24 |
| 5983. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 39.57 | 93% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5984. | Sephiroth (sephiroth1) | 39.53 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 5985. | sarala (sarala1234) | 39.51 | 94% | 2020-04-21 |
| 5986. | Antreas (antreas_antoniou) | 39.51 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
| 5987. | ritesh (ritesh123) | 39.48 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5988. | Alisher (qaga) | 39.46 | 93% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5989. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 39.36 | 96% | 2020-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |