The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9142. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 48.71 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 9143. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 48.71 | 92% | 2012-11-27 |
| 9144. | chocolate (chocolatechip) | 48.71 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 9145. | Vic (victhegreat123) | 48.71 | 94% | 2022-06-02 |
| 9146. | bb (ku_cuck_plan) | 48.71 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9147. | even (lik141) | 48.70 | 91% | 2017-05-11 |
| 9148. | debendra (dbnz) | 48.70 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 9149. | Nando (nando17) | 48.70 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 9150. | Behnas (behnas) | 48.70 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9151. | Amir (amirmne) | 48.70 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 9152. | Matheus (shanok3) | 48.70 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 9153. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 48.70 | 95% | 2022-03-19 |
| 9154. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 48.70 | 94% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9155. | Jamie (jtduby) | 48.70 | 92% | 2014-09-09 |
| 9156. | Hain (crosstoon) | 48.70 | 90% | 2012-09-01 |
| 9157. | Adam (toaadam) | 48.70 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 9158. | Sye (syelis) | 48.69 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 9159. | lamb (radhyaf) | 48.69 | 93% | 2017-12-01 |
| 9160. | Charles (n6w2) | 48.69 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 9161. | Chanh (lovelyheart) | 48.68 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 9162. | Abhishek (missingsomeone) | 48.68 | 95% | 2017-06-26 |
| 9163. | Ohh (trappy24) | 48.68 | 94.2% | 2021-01-30 |
| 9164. | Maharram (mehi999) | 48.68 | 94% | 2023-05-09 |
| 9165. | venky (venky369) | 48.68 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 9166. | qminh (minh11112) | 48.68 | 96.2% | 2023-07-11 |
| 9167. | Jorg (jorg_fischer) | 48.68 | 97% | 2015-09-29 |
| 9168. | Alexander (dencyh) | 48.68 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 9169. | Tung (conifer) | 48.67 | 96% | 2012-01-11 |
| 9170. | Emmer (emmer144) | 48.67 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 9171. | Lea (pinxter) | 48.67 | 94% | 2019-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |