Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3458. | Pepe (peperojel) | 67.69 | 99% | 2020-06-03 |
| 3459. | adinda (adindaprsl) | 67.69 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 3460. | H2O.intolerant (puremichigan) | 67.68 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3461. | XanderManCan (tacticaltoast) | 67.68 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 3462. | Panther (panthernerd) | 67.68 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3463. | a (mb031) | 67.68 | 95% | 2020-02-24 |
| 3464. | Mattias (illmajol) | 67.66 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 3465. | Malik (malik_sb) | 67.65 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 3466. | Bluepingie (bluepingie) | 67.64 | 95% | 2018-01-06 |
| 3467. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 67.62 | 97% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3468. | Ian (ianmaiden) | 67.60 | 100% | 2019-09-25 |
| 3469. | Derek (dbraun13) | 67.60 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| 3470. | Jonathan (jstriker9peru) | 67.60 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3471. | SeaTang (seatang) | 67.59 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3472. | ifoawn (ifoawn) | 67.56 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3473. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 67.56 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 3474. | Roland (radambc) | 67.55 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
| 3475. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 67.54 | 93% | 2019-08-17 |
| 3476. | Adam (adad35) | 67.54 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 3477. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 67.52 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 3478. | Rohit (rohitcool) | 67.52 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 3479. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 67.52 | 95% | 2019-01-17 |
| 3480. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 3481. | James (disner) | 67.49 | 94% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3482. | я не вмію писат... | 67.47 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3483. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 67.46 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3484. | whynottt (whynottt) | 67.45 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 3485. | zack (footlover) | 67.45 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3486. | CC (samcompu) | 67.45 | 96% | 2019-09-14 |
| 3487. | Augustin (letplane) | 67.44 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |